September 2012

Anne Hathaway Looks Better when Naked

This just in: Anne Hathaway looks better naked than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit. I'd say that's a pretty obvious observation on my part, and it is, but that's just because I'm an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure we've established that long ago. Anne Hatahaway...

Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes Looking Hot in a Bikini

Here's Miss Angola/Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes tits in a bikini, not because I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are. Especially when there is a bikini pageant...

Megan Fox Finally Shows Her Vagina

After years of putting her fans through horrible movies, Megan Fox is finally giving back by showing her vagina in the photo above. No longer do Megan Fox fans have to spend sleepless nights wondering what Megan's overworked cock bucket looks like, or shell out their hard-earned money to the entertainment industry in the hopes that Megan will spread...

Krista Ranillo is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini

Krista Ranillo is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini Some dude with a hot as fuck bitch I was fucking with my eyes and pelvis gyrating the air while licking my lips while staring at her as I waited in line at the ATM pulled the best asshole move ever on me. He left his receipt in behind, knowing he had a Php500,000 balance in his account, and smiled...

Emma Watson Caught Fingering Naked Girl

'Harry Potter' star Emma Watson was caught fingering a naked girl in the disturbing video above. Emma Watson is one sick lesboqueer. The sight of her fingering another slut's sinhole and then tasting her fingers turns the smoked goat's meat in my pious stomach. A woman's vagina is a disgusting and smelly place that should only be endured for procreation....

Scarlett Johansson Naked as The Black Widow

Scarlett Johansson Naked as The Black Widow In what appears to be an exclusive photo from the set of Iron Man 3, Scarlett Johansson (reprising her role as The Black Widow ) squats down while completely naked. Clearly, Scarlett s Black Widow character is sneaking into the super villain s base, and is trying to knock out...

Emma Watson Sex Tape Video

The Daze of My Life has just uncovered the above video clip of what appears to be an Emma Watson sex ta...

Presenting The Expendables 2 Movie Trailer

Presenting The Expendables 2 Movie Trailer Of the three 80s-inspired action films of 2010 The Expendables, The Losers and The A-Team my favorite by far was The Expendables. Possibly because it remembered that 80s action movies weren t just goofy, they were also terribly violent and incredibly awesome. Sure, The Expendables...

DJ Angelicopter is One Hot Momma

DJ Angelicopter is One Hot Momma A couple of days ago, I spent the night at an art show for elementary school kids. I figured it would be a good opportunity to seduce single moms a couple of days before Mother's Day, a time when their depression of the decision of not aborting their demon seed really sets in. Needless to say, moms, especially...

Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria's Secret

Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria's Secret ad that they aren't paying me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, specially when you're an evil billion-dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, because you know you have us by the balls with your...

Shannon Elizabeth's American Pie Nude Scene Video

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The Fourgy Quadruple Lesbian Orgy Video

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Bangs Garcia Naked FHM Photos

I have been hearing stories that youngsters square measure having sex as early as eight or nine years recent currently with one another due to smut. i have been hearing regarding it for the longest time, however I ne'er very believed it. Sure, within the 70s and 80s, folks were fucking at thirteen or fourteen, however the bulk of...

Rihanna's Hard Nipples in the Offensive Princess of China Music Video

I did not watch Rihanna's new video, partly as a result of i actually have higher things to try to to with my time, however largely as a result of i do not extremely provides a fuck regarding Rihanna and that i hate her fucking music and therefore the undeniable fact that at the Time a hundred individuals Awards, she aforesaid she's glad they...

HOT PICS !!! Young Kim Kardashian Naked Pic!!!

The on top of icon reportedly of a young Kim Kardashian naked has simply been leaked to the online. This image of Kim was clearly taken before she had cosmetic surgery to own chicken grease injected into her tits and ass in a shot to become irresistible to blacks. It seems as if at just once in Kim Kardashian's life she wasn't a hopeless...

Cristine Reyes is The Stuff Dreams are Made Of

I have this move that gets Maine off after I am in want of feminine attention as a result of my girlfriend isnt cutting it and since my social skills dont permit Maine to seduce the type of ladies i would like forcing Maine to travel out and grab it while not truly going out and grabbing it because that shit continuously ends in rape and rape continuously...

"Battleship" Star Brooklyn Decker Brings The Sexy Video and Pics

The other day I denote some pics of borough Decker in GQ Turkey. Well apparently, she conjointly snuck her manner into the yank GQ, sort of a guileful very little retard with Downs Syndrome WHO doesnt even have Downs Syndrome. Her face simply rather sounds like she will, and that i prefer to purpose it out, since i'm too analytical...

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