Irina Shayk Half-Naked Video Interview

Irina Shayk Half-Naked Video Interview

 

I want to start this post by saying, I dont give a fuck about anything Irina Shayk has to say about anything, partially because shes got a vagina, but more importantly because shes just some groupie whore who managed to get a modeling career that became pretty high profile. Because admittedly, she fucking incredible looking, but also because she was fucking strategically, and locked onto the perfect high profile fuck buddy.

I do give a fuck about watching her posing, all tanned and half-naked...and the accent isnt so bad, but thats because I am a Russia-loving motherfuckerfrom sex trade to communism to vodka to Olympic medals, and to being as ice emotionally. Good times.

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Marloes Horst Supermodel Titties

Marloes Horst Supermodel Titties

Marloes Horst is amazing! This is probably one of the hottest looking models around and she's only 23. I have no idea when these pictures of her tits were taken or what magazine these pictures of her tits are from, but I do know they made my day better.

I'm so used to seeing old, busted, obese chicks with either sloppy, awkward, small, uneven mastectomy titties, or stripper implants. So seeing a natural beauty done up with Photoshop, make-up, lighting and pro photography, instead of broken down, damaged women with sad faces, herpes scabs and welts from drug use, is a nice reminder that not every pussy out there should be feared or should make you sad after fucking it.

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Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria's Secret

 
Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria's Secret ad that they aren't paying me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, specially when you're an evil billion-dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, because you know you have us by the balls with your stable of hot girls. It makes me angry on so many levels, even when staring at some pretty, hot, half-naked model ass because I know I'm being seduced by the fucking devil.

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"Battleship" Star Brooklyn Decker Brings The Sexy Video and Pics

 

The other day I denote some pics of borough Decker in GQ Turkey. Well apparently, she conjointly snuck her manner into the yank GQ, sort of a guileful very little retard with Downs Syndrome WHO doesnt even have Downs Syndrome. Her face simply rather sounds like she will, and that i prefer to purpose it out, since i'm too analytical of images I see of bitches being marketed to America as being hot, giving different bitches insecurities regarding not trying like they need Downs Syndrome, solely to pay their nights building contraptions reception to form their head look a lot of sort of a water head. And whereas affirmative, i'm all for giving women AN complex regarding being fat or having crappy tits, however to require to appear a lot of stupid is simply weird.

That said, as a married person to an expert contestant, she will a decent job staying work. And once shes [*fr1] naked and Photoshopped, she hardly sounds like the institutionalized chronic masturbating folks left there by their folks WHO didnt wish them fucking up their lives at the house I wont to amendment diapers at.

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Rhian Sugden in Slutty Lingerie

Rhian Sugden in Slutty Lingerie

Rhian Sugden in Slutty Lingerie - It's Easter, motherfuckers! What higher time to undertake to fuck women guilt-stricken from being dangerous at their religion' or any lady for that matter. Fuck faith or spiritual gatherings of annoying members of the family you hate. i do not try this shit.


It's all concerning creating all women, any girl, each girl' moo like cows when fucking them up the ass, wondering what they ate for dinner and the way quick their metabolism is, as their engagement ring glistens within the lightweight from their phone as their fianc' or husband calls them wondering where they're.That's what long weekends are concerning.


Anyhoo, here's Rhian Sugden asking for Obsessive Lingerie's 2012 assortment and i have picked the six hottest shots! shocked that they are the foremost revealing ones?

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