September 2012

Anne Hathaway Looks Better when Naked

This just in: Anne Hathaway looks better naked than in dresses at premieres and other bullshit. I'd say that's a pretty obvious observation on my part, and it is, but that's just because I'm an obvious kind of guy who likes girls naked better than in clothes. Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure we've established that long ago.

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Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes Looking Hot in a Bikini

Here's Miss Angola/Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes tits in a bikini, not because I follow beauty pageants or even find the dumb cunts in them remotely interesting, although their answers to questions are always so fucking moronic that you kind of have no choice but to appreciate them for what they are. Especially when there is a bikini pageant associated with it so that we can focus on what is important: their tits, not their brains.

Megan Fox Finally Shows Her Vagina

After years of putting her fans through horrible movies, Megan Fox is finally giving back by showing her vagina in the photo above.

No longer do Megan Fox fans have to spend sleepless nights wondering what Megan's overworked cock bucket looks like, or shell out their hard-earned money to the entertainment industry in the hopes that Megan will spread her legs in some shitty movie.

Yes, Megan Fox's vagina is finally on display, but if Megan hopes to make amends for her sins (especially the film Jennifer's Body ), she must now take it to the next level by releasing pics of her gaping ass.

Krista Ranillo is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini

Krista Ranillo is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini

Some dude with a hot as fuck bitch I was fucking with my eyes and pelvis gyrating the air while licking my lips while staring at her as I waited in line at the ATM pulled the best asshole move ever on me. He left his receipt in behind, knowing he had a Php500,000 balance in his account, and smiled as he mouthed you're a fucking loser to me.

Point being, I ve decided I want to be rich to do the same thing to other people but unfortunately I m too lazy.

Anyhoo, here's another hot as fuck slut, Krista Ranillo...and damn, can this woman fill out a bikini or what?

Emma Watson Caught Fingering Naked Girl

'Harry Potter' star Emma Watson was caught fingering a naked girl in the disturbing video above.

Emma Watson is one sick lesboqueer. The sight of her fingering another slut's sinhole and then tasting her fingers turns the smoked goat's meat in my pious stomach.

A woman's vagina is a disgusting and smelly place that should only be endured for procreation. The fact that Emma Watson enjoys tasting another whore's piss flaps just goes to show what kind of sick degenerates heathen Hollywood is capable of producing.

Scarlett Johansson Naked as The Black Widow

Scarlett Johansson Naked as The Black Widow

In what appears to be an exclusive photo from the set of Iron Man 3, Scarlett Johansson (reprising her role as The Black Widow ) squats down while completely naked.

Clearly, Scarlett s Black Widow character is sneaking into the super villain s base, and is trying to knock out the guards with the noxious fumes from her stinky lady hole.

Emma Watson Sex Tape Video

The Daze of My Life has just uncovered the above video clip of what appears to be an Emma Watson sex tape!

Presenting The Expendables 2 Movie Trailer

Presenting The Expendables 2 Movie Trailer

Of the three 80s-inspired action films of 2010 The Expendables, The Losers and The A-Team my favorite by far was The Expendables. Possibly because it remembered that 80s action movies weren t just goofy, they were also terribly violent and incredibly awesome.

Sure, The Expendables probably checked off more boxes on the 80s action movie plot checklist than the other films combined, but it did it while providing almost nonstop balls-to-the-wall shooting and fighting and car chases, along with the best assortment of action stars that had even been imagined. Until the sequel.

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Jean Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger? I m there. Opening day.

DJ Angelicopter is One Hot Momma

DJ Angelicopter is One Hot Momma

A couple of days ago, I spent the night at an art show for elementary school kids. I figured it would be a good opportunity to seduce single moms a couple of days before Mother's Day, a time when their depression of the decision of not aborting their demon seed really sets in. Needless to say, moms, especially poor depressed moms, aren't all that hot even the ones you knew were daytime strippers were weak. Thank God for masturbation.

Anyhoo, here are a couple of pics of radio DJ and Pinay MILF Angelicopter. Belated happy Mother's Day, bitches!

Miranda Kerr Topless for Victoria's Secret

Miranda Kerr was strategically topless in a Victoria's Secret ad that they aren't paying me to promote, even though they should, since that is the whole fucking concept of advertising, specially when you're an evil billion-dollar company, with some of the least creative marketing strategies, because you know you have us by the balls with your stable of hot girls. It makes me angry on so many levels, even when staring at some pretty, hot, half-naked model ass because I know I'm being seduced by the fucking devil.

Shannon Elizabeth's American Pie Nude Scene Video

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The Fourgy Quadruple Lesbian Orgy Video

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Bangs Garcia Naked FHM Photos

I have been hearing stories that youngsters square measure having sex as early as eight or nine years recent currently with one another due to smut. i have been hearing regarding it for the longest time, however I ne'er very believed it.

Sure, within the 70s and 80s, folks were fucking at thirteen or fourteen, however the bulk of chicks, the thought weren't even intake dick unless you created the bitch your girlfriend. currently they are having rim job parties at fifteen in keeping with Oprah. Oh yes, gangbangs and smart times.

But I ne'er saw it primary. i could not comprehend wherever it goes down till yesterday. i used to be at park walking my dog and behind a cluster of bushes was 2 immature couples absolutely banging, with penetration and everything solely it wasn't hot. it had been simply awkward and just about get into the open, am fond of it did not matter.

I did not stick around to urge in remission, however I patterned i might relay the information to you perverts UN agency square measure less paranoid. therefore if you wish to seek out out wherever teens head to fuck, head to the park. Schoolgirls appear to slide their panties to the aspect there and mount their guy friends there.

Anyhoo, here square measure some horny swimming costume pics of Pinay hottie Bangs Garcia for FHM. Enjoy,motherfuckers!

Rihanna's Hard Nipples in the Offensive Princess of China Music Video

I did not watch Rihanna's new video, partly as a result of i actually have higher things to try to to with my time, however largely as a result of i do not extremely provides a fuck regarding Rihanna and that i hate her fucking music and therefore the undeniable fact that at the Time a hundred individuals Awards, she aforesaid she's glad they awarded her as a result of she's simply being herself or another bullshit lie like her icky songs polluting our brains and therefore the airwaves.

I will assume the video is offensive, simply supported the title, and i am hoping there's a backlash from China, stopping production on her merchandise. as a result of if somebody aforesaid they were a patrician of something of mine, particularly a gutter black chick from the islands UN agency was a baby prostitute, i would be pretty mad at however entitled she felt. i would possible arrest her for the false claim as we have a tendency to all recognize a share of her cretin fans most likely assume she's really a patrician of China, that is unhealthy for the Chinese's international image.

The only factor she's a patrician of, even together with her many scores of greenbacks, is her own cunt life that fortuitously we do not got to alter or hear her whine, as a result of recently wealthy trash is that the fucking worst.

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HOT PICS !!! Young Kim Kardashian Naked Pic!!!

The on top of icon reportedly of a young Kim Kardashian naked has simply been leaked to the online.

This image of Kim was clearly taken before she had cosmetic surgery to own chicken grease injected into her tits and ass in a shot to become irresistible to blacks.

It seems as if at just once in Kim Kardashian's life she wasn't a hopeless mudshark whore, however simply an everyday whore, WHO a minimum of had enough sense to understand that a woman's place is within the room not out angling for men together with her surgically changed bulbous ass.

The Department of Health ought to are available in and haul this filthy mudshark's fat ass away for blatant unhealthful conditions whereas making ready food within the room. From the appearance of her, it has been for a while since she last bathed, and her stink holes aren't any doubt emanating a foul skanky odor.

And what that poor defenseless dog sitting nearly below her monumental stinking butt? The dog may well be crapped upon at any moment, and catch lice or different undesirable things from her yet. The agency for animal cruelty ought to cite her success for that one evidently.

Cristine Reyes is The Stuff Dreams are Made Of

I have this move that gets Maine off after I am in want of feminine attention as a result of my girlfriend isnt cutting it and since my social skills dont permit Maine to seduce the type of ladies i would like forcing Maine to travel out and grab it while not truly going out and grabbing it because that shit continuously ends in rape and rape continuously ends in murder and murder continuously winds up in jail and jail continuously ends in rape and typically murder. Its the vicious circle of rape.

So instead, i am going into a public place. I notice my target, typically a hot 18-year-old. Then I determine wherever here head is, move in, and appearance her within the eye turbulently whereas hypnotizing her with my dotty gaze. later I place my phallus, typically clothed, on her hand and smile. typically they scream, typically they squeeze. Thats what typically happens till nowadays, once the cunt (who clearly watches too several movies and spends an excessive amount of time on the net desensitized) determined to be a comedian and say, wherever is it? I feel nothing. ar you a woman? And if that wasn t worse enough, she referred to as over her friends and strangers and was like, this guy tried to place his dick in my hand however he has no dick all whereas holding my dick. I love my life Anyhoo, here ar a lot of pics of Cristine Reyes because the sexiest passenger ever. Enjoy, sluts!

"Battleship" Star Brooklyn Decker Brings The Sexy Video and Pics

The other day I denote some pics of borough Decker in GQ Turkey. Well apparently, she conjointly snuck her manner into the yank GQ, sort of a guileful very little retard with Downs Syndrome WHO doesnt even have Downs Syndrome. Her face simply rather sounds like she will, and that i prefer to purpose it out, since i'm too analytical of images I see of bitches being marketed to America as being hot, giving different bitches insecurities regarding not trying like they need Downs Syndrome, solely to pay their nights building contraptions reception to form their head look a lot of sort of a water head. And whereas affirmative, i'm all for giving women AN complex regarding being fat or having crappy tits, however to require to appear a lot of stupid is simply weird.

That said, as a married person to an expert contestant, she will a decent job staying work. And once shes [*fr1] naked and Photoshopped, she hardly sounds like the institutionalized chronic masturbating folks left there by their folks WHO didnt wish them fucking up their lives at the house I wont to amendment diapers at.

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